Belaboring the Obvious

Friday, May 29, 2009

If it's Friday (or any day), Newticles must be...

... running for Supreme Leader of the Racist States of America....

Of course, Newticles has lots of competition in his race to the bottom of the political cesspool, sans snorkel:

There's G. Gordon Liddy, the right wing's favorite bagman, moaning, "unclean, unclean."

Then there's the Villagers' top contender for Right-Wing Whiner of the Year, who's suddenly shifted his already imperfect concentration from whining about the left's picking on torturers to whining about pushy Puerto Rican women ruining his favorite WASPy male-dominated Ivy League school.

Nor can we fail to acknowledge KKKarl "We Have THE Math" RRRove, who seems, now that he's out of the White House, unable to tell the difference between "3" and "2."

And, how could we forget Rush Limpballs, who now thinks that nominating Sonia Sotomayor is tantamount to putting David Duke on the bench? Maybe ol' Rush doesn't realize that's a plus with his listeners? Nah... that's the PalmBeachball's idea of "empathy"....

Never the shrinking violet, manly man John Yoo, the very same lawyer who found all his reasons for the legality of torture with nothing more than a proctoscope, a miner's lamp, a map of his colon and his own two hands, decides that "[t]he White House chose a judge distinguished from the other members of that list only by her race."

Way to go, John. You're a shoo-in for the big judge job when the right-wing racist war- and torture-mongering wingnuts are back in power... they're always on the lookout for diseased whores to authoritarian power.

Last, but hardly least, there's Tom Tancredo ("Tancredo?" That's an immigrant name, isn't it? Sure ain't pure Anglo-Saxon blueblood like "Bush"), who never met a Spanish surname he didn't hate, weighing in on Obama's SC nominee and her subversive history. Tancredo continues to show--in much the same way as does Newticles--why he'll nevah, evah be President of these United States. Nyah, nyah, nyah, Tommy.

What's really, really funny in all of this great expulsion of hot air from the gasbags on the far right is that Sotomayor was initially nominated for the Federal bench by... wait for it... George H.W. Bush, who found her conservative enough for him.

But, hey, GHWB was just a liberal pussy compared to his pampered, egocentric, megalomaniacal son, right? And 9/11 changed everything, right?

Yeah, right....


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