If I only had a [brain, heart, courage]...

... I might be able to stand up to Dick Cheney's silly shit. But, since Wolf Blitzer has none of those, he lets Shooter piss on him from a great height....

It's okay with the entire Cheney administration that James Dobson shits on Mary Cheney at every opportunity for purely political purposes, but, if the U-boat commander mentions that, Darth Cheney gets in a snit. And Wolfie pisses his pants for even bringing up the subject.

So much for the Fascist News Network.